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Sigh, It's been a smelly day. Dad was admitted into the hospital and at least this time there were no scary, recently lobotomied old men on the prowl. The neurological ward actually seemed rather pleasant today so I'm hoping this bodes well for  Pa's surgery tomorrow -please cross fingers and send the love! 

When Ma and I got home, one of our chihuahuas was acting all smoochy and weird. I gave her a cuddle and she yelped -turns out she had been stung on the moosh by one of her little garden friends (quite possibly a bee or wasp) so off to the vets we raced for an antihistamine injection. Good times.

Anyway, to keep myself occupied due to sheer boredom and more than a weensy bit of anxiety I shall be meme-ing myself silly. In the meantime, here's one for *you*

Aaaah, blessed intarwebs, welcome me back into your warm bosom and forgive me for not paying for your upkeep....

Photo post. Weeda weeda woo.

( The look, of love...... )

I completely forgot about the community I birthed in my hating people phase idontlikehumans hmmmmmm. Of course, I still dislike the homo of sapian, I'm just a little more discreet about it I suppose.

Driving lesson went well -even drove on a busy main road and through a roundabout. However, this was near the end of the hour session and nerves, combined with my insanely small bladder meant I was busting for a pee so my concentration wasn't so good. This is perhaps a little too much information.

Must stop biting nails as they look like hot pink painted stubs. Goddamn anxiety disorders. Blah.

Have ceased to write about love life as my brains get confused about personal things enough as it is, let alone having things written down for me to angst about at a later date.

As I type, a little bit of chocolate drool came out.

cosimia loves 70's Arnold Schwarzenegger and exercises to his dubious video footage. The end.

Apparently there is a new person working with me at the Health Shop (capital letters). A stinky, smelly boy! Well, he's thirty but still. I've been told that he is a gentle giant and not to be scared of him. Mmmmkay. So of course I am now scared.

Am driving better, have not crashed into anything yet which is always a bonus. Have proper driving lesson tomorrow with Eric^tm and this time we will be driving at over 30kph. Wish me, and the public, luck.

Still haven't presented my PMS assignment which was due two weeks ago. I've finished it, but on the week it was due, I was actually PMS-ing and didn't feel like giving a practical demonstration. The second week, I ended up skipping class and going to garden centres looking for phallic shaped cacti and succulents. Speaking of which, Cactipeen's flower has wilted. And Vika smells.

Life is odd. And I have bed hair at 3pm.

I found a brand of Jellybean that doesn't contain gelatine. This is good. But also very, very bad....

How is everyone?

So my first driving lesson was in a giant monstrosity of a vehicle. In the rain. In a "quiet" block of roads inhabited by TRUCKS....So yes, my bosoms are still quivering.

In other news, I just squirted fizzy lemonade out my nose.

Sigh.

Sigh....Have been feeling a little out of sorts lately, don't really know why. So excuse my lack of being lately. Summer is coming (obligatory hurrah) so is Christmas. And squees and such will be occuring within the majority of the population. Let's just hope that the death-ray I have fashioned out of pantyhose and discarded lipgloss in the safety of my bedroom is in working order soon....Of course, this is an embellishment of the truth *cough*

Cactipeens' testicles appear to be elongating. And there is an addition of a papery white flower on the actual tip. My little desert friend is coming of age >_<

Received proper learner license complete with photo in the mail -apparently I am a jaundiced, pot smoking, chubby, retarded chipmunk if my picture is anything to go by. First driving lesson tomorrow! So exciting....

Current Mood: blah

So finally. At the age of 27. I have my Learner's License! This means I am now legally allowed to drive on public roads....

Fools!

Wagged class today and went to the garden centre where I bought myself a grubby cactus.



All in all, a productive day.

Current Location: The Boudoir
Current Mood: nerdy
Current Music: The telleh

My assignment on PMS is due on Friday afternoon so have been looking at pictures of uteruses and ovaryses all afternoon. 

    *and* 

This post is dedicated to cosimia whose birthday we celebrated on Sunday night at Bolliwood restaurant (whose naan bread is, incidently, not free of charge, but has very tasy Bombay Aloo) Happy Birthday and Happy Menses Vika! I loooooooove you.

Ugh. I smell people.

Have decided to invade my bodily toxins with plant chlorophyll. Soak up the chemicals my grubby green friends! Took Chlorella tablets for the first time at the beginning of the year and it made me rather perky. Mmmmmmm elimination of badness....

Why is LJ timing my posts all weird? It's pm in New Zealand! Post meridian! Pickled gherkins.

Ugh. Am feeling all bloaty and my booty is a wee bit beyond cuddly at present. Me thinks a detox and/or plastic surgery* is required immediately, lest my fatty-fat-fats explode all over the greater West Auckland region. Blah.

Meanwhile:

The movie "Frankenfish" makes for some riveting viewing. As does the little known horror "Bugs" though not quite as thought provoking. Will be watching "The Shaft" tonight -apparently it's about elevators in the Millenium building being run by human tissue infused microchips, which then (obviously) mutate and become aliiiiiiiiive. Surely, with a plot like this, it cannot disappoint. Though it's got pretty tough competition, what with genetically engineered pirhanas running amok in the bayou and all....

Mind has been in a bit of a dither (do people still use that word?) lately, not sure why. I'm blaming it on the hormones and wonky ovary. And the fact that life is a big pile of poo.

I'm still on this planet. Mostly.

Now to read of your escapades, Dear F-list....