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| User: | monimeows (8008848) *~* MISS MONI WELCOMES YOU *~*
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| Name: | Monique | |||||
| Location: | Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1979-08-08 | |||||
| E-mail: | monimeows@gmail.com | |||||
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| Bio: | I'm a 28 year old Naturopath/Herbalist/Nutritionist living in Auckland, New Zealand. I'm quirky, more than a bit strange, pierced in places and strict with personal hygiene. I have little obsessions with odd things such as engrish terminology, medicinal herbs, cats, guinea pigs, disliking humanity, bosoms, crap romance novels and random snippits of innocent vulgarity  THE RULES AND REGULATIONS -oh yes, I have them *What gets written in the journal STAYS in the journal *Some names have been changed to protect privacy *I am not a huge fan of humankind, please respect this and my angst *Don't hassle the emo kid lol *No monkeys allowed as I don't like them *No innappropriate touching without prior permission *Hugs from non-smelly people appreciated *Love me, love my cat *Ally*  You have been warned!******************************************************************** Me and Ally:  ******************************************************************** My best friend is the sexe ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cosimia: ********************************************************************  ******************************************************************** My Weather Pixie is named Grunter. He comes from West Auckland, listens to Metallica (a lot) and drives a Holden: ******************************************************************** Some of my homies: "If you meet Devon from Glenfield, talk to him. Cos he's nice and found me Men's multis (for a customer, not me, dick)" - cosimia"I don't think your teeth look terrifying. Not at all" - protocol_rain"Old sausage... ewww" - lazycloud"The black ones are the best" - jesus_crowbar"No, no I would not trust that woman on the road" - the_camper"The world is safe from my hippy evil as long as it has pigs in it" edithmatilda "He makes me bloody cry, I'll tell you that. Mr. Tantric "I can shag for hours and I'm still an arse" -aeroplanic "Lollies are totally rascallious" - paljoey"Are those pickled babies real??" - mothpie"Can I steal it?" - drew2u"Hurrah for cock shaped objects!" - miss_behave"It looks like a girls best friend!!!" -iicatsii "Yes, it is Christopher Reeve as the man clad in red undies" - kayceee"I don't think I could ever live in a world without breasts..." - jesusthered"Tell me about it, stud. The lYfEs, they are sucking immensely. You're hot though, I'd do you" - cosimia"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satifying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage, when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. Its terrific, right? So I am in heaven." -Arnold Schwarzeneggar  ******************************************************************** | |||||
| Memories:: | 8 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 150: 70's arnold schwarzenegger, 80s music videos, adam west, alice cooperisms, anatomy and physiology, angst, antisocialisms, azns, b-grade horror, bad historical fiction, bad romance novels, bad tv, batman lust, being ladylike, big friends vitamin c, billy corgan, biology, bipolar, biting, black eyeliner, bollywood, bosoms, bottoms, brains, bulge of vanhooganboogan, catholicism, cats, censor blur, chemistry, chocolate, cleansing thyself, coalmining lesbians, cornfields, csi, destiny, disliking humanity, documentaries, emotional outbursts, engrish, eomer sightings, euphemisms, fabio, fanciness, fantasizing, felines, femininities, forensic science, fuck that shit, fun with fruit, geekyness, gentlemanly cads, gone with the wind, gory details, gratuitous romance novel porn, grubbyness, guinea pigs, hair removal, happy pants, hello kitty, herbal medicine, herbs, horror films, i blame xenu, i hate feminists, incense, indian accents, infomercials, innuendo, intellectual conversation, intelligence, intrigue, jack white, kitty chan, learning, leave me alone, library smells, licking stuff, linguistically talented defrosted vikings, lions, lonliness, lord of the rings, love, lovin, make-up, margaret mitchell, medicine, mens hairy legs, mental illness, mills and boon, modesty, mysterious mysteries, naturopathy, nerds, nice underthings, not monkeys, not numb3rs, not tupac, nyan nyan nyanko, painted toenails, paisley panties, pajamas, pathology, peni, phallic symbolism, pink lipstick, pocky, pr0nz, prodding people, public transport lust, purple, quality time, reading, rhett butler, rhett butler's happy pants, romance, russia, satan is my friend, scarlett o'hara, science fiction, sexy time, singing in shower, sleeping, smashing pumpkins, smells, spanking, special areas, spock, spooky stuff, strange dreams, sugar, sweet candy, tall people, tasteful piercings, the batusi, the boudoir, the cure, the sex, the white stripes, tummys, tv, vegan sausage, vegetarianism, vika is hawt lol, violent movies, vitamins, wayward cleavage, wearing pajamas, william shatner's singing, кошки, фырканье | |||||
| Schools: | Wellpark College of Natural Therapies - Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (2004 - present) | |||||
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